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TINA CAPUTO
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THE RANDOM TABLE


Colonoscopy Prep Cocktails are Explosively Delicious
Anyone who has had a colonoscopy can tell you that the worst part of the experience isn't having a 4-foot-long camera tube snaked into...
Jun 13, 2022


Wine Pairings for Your Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity
Back when I attended high school in suburban Michigan, there were just two sexual orientation options available—gay or straight—and no...
Jun 9, 2022


Wine Pairings for Your Fucked-up Feelings
Everyone knows that oysters pair beautifully with Sauvignon Blanc, and that Champagne is the perfect match for deep-fried anything. But...
May 18, 2022
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