[ You pull up at my wine country estate, finding the gate secured with a heavy chain and padlock. Spotting your car, I dash outside and fumble with the lock. “Just park anywhere!” I yell, making a sprint for the front door. You drive past the overgrown hedge maze, deposit your car next to last year’s Lexus and make your way to the porch. A minute later, I appear at the door clutching a half-empty bottle of peppermint schnapps. ] Oh, hello there. I hope you can forgive the lac

MEMORANDUM FOR ALL WHITE HOUSE STAFF   FROM: CHIEF OF STAFF SUSIE WILES   SUBJECT: APPROVED COSTUMES FOR WHITE HOUSE HALLOWEEN PARTY   With the annual White House Halloween party just around the corner we thought it prudent to issue some helpful guidelines regarding appropriate costumes for this year’s event.    While President Trump wants everyone to have a good time and is all about creating an atmosphere of whimsical,  lighthearted fun  and encouraging  creative expression