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TINA CAPUTO
writer. editor. storyteller.

THE RANDOM TABLE


APPROVED COSTUMES FOR THE WHITE HOUSE HALLOWEEN PARTY
MEMORANDUM FOR ALL WHITE HOUSE STAFF FROM: CHIEF OF STAFF SUSIE WILES SUBJECT: APPROVED COSTUMES FOR WHITE HOUSE HALLOWEEN PARTY With the annual White House Halloween party just around the corner we thought it prudent to issue some helpful guidelines regarding appropriate costumes for this year’s event. While President Trump wants everyone to have a good time and is all about creating an atmosphere of whimsical, lighthearted fun and encouraging creative expression
Oct 31


The 2024 Eye-Roller’s Guide to the Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog
[Javier, my estate manager, looks up from his task of milking a young reindeer just long enough to wave you through the iron gate. As you...
Nov 29, 2024


I’m Linda McMahon, Trump’s Pick for Education Secretary, and It's Time for a Classroom SmackDown
Many people seemed surprised this week when President-elect Donald J. Trump selected me—a former chief executive of World Wrestling...
Nov 22, 2024
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