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TINA CAPUTO
writer. editor. storyteller.

THE RANDOM TABLE


The 2024 Eye-Roller’s Guide to the Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog
[Javier, my estate manager, looks up from his task of milking a young reindeer just long enough to wave you through the iron gate. As you...
Nov 29, 2024


I’m Linda McMahon, Trump’s Pick for Education Secretary, and It's Time for a Classroom SmackDown
Many people seemed surprised this week when President-elect Donald J. Trump selected me—a former chief executive of World Wrestling...
Nov 23, 2024


I Was JD Vance's Couch and I'm Ready to Break My Silence: An Op/Ed
The internet memes and wisecracks may seem hilarious, but it’s wrong to say that JD Vance had sex with a couch. That implies consent. As...
Aug 8, 2024
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