THE RANDOM TABLE

An Open Letter to the Hiring Manager for Lume's Butt Crack Deodorant Division

Are a wine evaluator's skills transferrable to other professions? We'll leave that up to the hiring manager at Lume, the company behind...

15 Long Overdue Terms for Female Masturbation

Spanking the monkey. Choking the chicken. Beating the bishop. For decades, it has pissed me off that there are so many colorful and...

Toothpaste: The Misunderstood Epicurean Delight

You put it in your mouth at least twice a day. You swish. You swirl. You spit. But are you really approaching the experience with the...

TINA CAPUTO