THE RANDOM TABLE

I Was JD Vance's Couch and I'm Ready to Break My Silence: An Op/Ed

The internet memes and wisecracks may seem hilarious, but it’s wrong to say that JD Vance had sex with a couch. That implies consent. As...

10 Reasons It’s Great to Be a Woman in 2024, According to Men

1. All That Reproductive Freedom. In today’s progressive times, women get to choose whether to deliver their rapist’s baby at home with a...

The 2023 Eye-Roller’s Guide to the Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog

[Allistair, my loyal manservant, opens the iron gate just beyond the hedge maze and waves your car toward the circular driveway. Once you...

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