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TINA CAPUTO
writer. editor. storyteller.

THE RANDOM TABLE


15 Long Overdue Terms for Female Masturbation
Spanking the monkey. Choking the chicken. Beating the bishop. For decades, it has pissed me off that there are so many colorful and...
Jan 11, 2023


Toothpaste: The Misunderstood Epicurean Delight
You put it in your mouth at least twice a day. You swish. You swirl. You spit. But are you really approaching the experience with the...
Dec 8, 2022


The Eye-Roller’s Guide to the 2022 Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog
Inspired by Drew Magary’s hilarious series, “The Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog” [My assistant, Allistair, opens the heavy...
Nov 28, 2022
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