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TINA CAPUTO
writer. editor. storyteller.

THE RANDOM TABLE


What’s REALLY in Your Wine: A Hard-Hitting Exposé
Have you seen those pop-up ads on social media promoting a new generation of wines made with no added sugar, no sulfites and no sketchy...
Jun 12, 2023


An Open Letter to the Hiring Manager for Lume's Butt Crack Deodorant Division
Are a wine evaluator's skills transferrable to other professions? We'll leave that up to the hiring manager at Lume, the company behind...
Feb 24, 2023


15 Long Overdue Terms for Female Masturbation
Spanking the monkey. Choking the chicken. Beating the bishop. For decades, it has pissed me off that there are so many colorful and...
Jan 11, 2023
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