THE RANDOM TABLE

Nov 28, 2022

The Eye-Roller’s Guide to the 2022 Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog

Inspired by Drew Magary’s hilarious series, “The Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog” [My assistant, Allistair, opens the heavy...

Jun 13, 2022

Colonoscopy Prep Cocktails are Explosively Delicious

Anyone who has had a colonoscopy can tell you that the worst part of the experience isn't having a 4-foot-long camera tube snaked into...

Jun 9, 2022

Wine Pairings for Your Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity

Back when I attended high school in suburban Michigan, there were just two sexual orientation options available—gay or straight—and no...

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