THE RANDOM TABLE

15 Long Overdue Terms for Female Masturbation

Spanking the monkey. Choking the chicken. Beating the bishop. For decades, it has pissed me off that there are so many colorful and...

Toothpaste: The Misunderstood Epicurean Delight

You put it in your mouth at least twice a day. You swish. You swirl. You spit. But are you really approaching the experience with the...

The Eye-Roller’s Guide to the 2022 Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog

Inspired by Drew Magary’s hilarious series, “The Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog” [My assistant, Allistair, opens the heavy...

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